Back in April of this year, I spoke to Brian Sloan, creator of the infamous Autoblow, about how he developed the world’s most popular blowjob machine. Using a series of mechanical beads, the Autoblow applies pressure to your penis, which is comfortably placed inside a silky smooth sleeve.
The Autoblow, to my knowledge, is still the only masturbator that requires you to keep it plugged in to an electrical outlet while it’s in use. This helps generate significantly more power than traditional sex toys, which require batteries or a temporary charge.
Six months ago, Sloan informed me a third generation of the product would be coming out in autumn. Since then, I’ve been patiently waiting for the Autoblow AI to arrive on my doorstep. Continue reading “I Tried a Blowjob Machine with Artificial Intelligence, and Now My Hands Have No Purpose”